therapist:
do you feel loved by anyone?

me:
drake


22 year old me:
*Looks into camera* I am...standing in front of my beautiful home. I just got back from a short vacation and it's my dorders( who I uniquely named Dorder b/c she is my dorder) 4th birthday so I'm going to surprise her and my husband Aubrey, you may know him as Drake, I call him Aubrey because we're on a first name basis because we are married...and in love.

Me:
*Opens door* Hello.mp3!

Drake:
*Eagerly runs downstairs carrying dorder because he is happy to see me because we are in love* Oh my God! I am so happy to see you!

Me:
Surprise! Get my luggage sweetie. *Smiles at the camera*

Drake:
Hold the baby for me?

Me:
No, thank you.

Drake:
You sure? You haven't seen her in a long time and she misses y-

Me:
Aubrey I do not want to hold that child.

Drake:
*Nods and sits dorder on the floor* What's with the camera crew?

Me:
Well, I am...filming my ICONIC return home from vacation.

Drake:
I wouldn't call it vacation you were gone for an entire year. *rich white man laugh*

Me:
I can call it whatever the hale I wanna call it but anyway- *Kneels and ruffles Dorders hair* -my little cutie pie turned 3 and as you all know, I do not particularly like the number 3. At all. So now I am home because I do, in fact, enjoy the number 4.

Drake:
I completely understand, I'm not too fond of the number 7.

Me:
Are you coming for me?

Drake:
I don't understand.

Me:
Everyone knows that I was born on August 8th and 7 is one less than 8 and I'm starting to feel VERY attacked.

Drake:
I apologize I see how that could be taken offensively, I was out of line.

…. then who are you?
if you don’t like drake
neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING
thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.
fashionloveskarl:

Mihai at Hermes S/S 2015